One Punch Man Season 3 is COOKED

Article at a glance:
OPM Season 3 is dropping October 5th, 2025… so yeah, only a month till we all cry together.
The new director? Shinpei Nagai. Yeah… the dude’s main resume is hentai, not haymakers.
Get ready for less “One Punch Man” and more “One FIST Man”, and not in the way anyone asked for.

Well, I guess it is about time we renamed One Punch Man to One FIST Man… Why? Well, One Punch Man Season 3 dropped some new news and revealed its release date, but it is making people excited in a different way, and I don’t mean hyped. Because, as it turns out, the person in charge of directing OPM Season 3 at JC Staff is a known Hentai director… I wish I were joking. What has this world come to, bro? Is nothing sacred anymore? Why are we still here, just to suffer???

So welcome back to another news article, and today we are talking about One FIST Man- I mean, One Punch Man Season 3. And believe me, there will be a lot of fisting and penetrating coming up. The jokes just write themselves. Let’s get started.

No, I am not giving you context for this. Enjoy the uncomfortable zoom I added too.

One Punch Man Season 3 News and Release Date

Let’s get the only good part out of the way first. OPM Season 3 is coming out pretty soon, and it will start airing on 5th October 2025, so just a month away from today. Now onto the fun part, One Punch Man Season 3 will be directed by Shinpei Nagai… You may recognize him from previous works like Queen Meets Orc or Oppai no Oujo. Okay, to be completely fair to the guy, he did direct a few episodes of the OG Psycho-Pass. But here’s the thing, outside of Hentai, bro is mainly a romance or slice of life director.

Do we really think that someone with little to no experience in directing action anime will be capable of handling something as action-packed as One Punch Man Season 3? I know he is experienced in a different kind of action, but come on, man. OPM is about punching monsters, not getting fisted by monsters LMAO. Well, I guess Saitama’s VA is performing the ending theme, so that’s another positive. But yeah, check out the new trailer here and let’s just move on…

My Thoughts

Did ONE, the author of OPM, accidentally hook up with somebody’s wife over at JC Staff or what, bro? Because they just keep fumbling my guy’s manga adaptation like it’s tradition at this point. The fisting memes are hilarious, sure, but it stings. Season 3 covers such a peak stretch of the manga. And you know they’re gonna butcher it. No shade to the director, but nobody’s excited for this kind of fisting. Nobody wants to watch their favorite series get publicly railed like that.

That is all for now…

So yeah, One Punch Man Season 3 might end up being less about one punch and more about one thrust, but hey, at least we’re in for a wild ride. Whether it’s monsters getting obliterated or our dignity getting fisted, October 5th is gonna be unforgettable. Pray for Saitama… and our sanity, because even the most desperate women wouldn’t get off on a fisting like this.

I’ll take my leave here, I have better things to do than make fisting jokes… See ya!